turn it to rum.
OH I DON’T KNOW HARRY. MAYBE HE’S TRYING TO TURN IT INTO BLOOD. MAYBE ORANGE JUICE. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW.
this is why you’re not in ravenclaw
Well then, Sherlock. Back on the sauce?
Panic! At The Disco - Carry On My Wayward Son
Holy fuck, Brendon.
OH SHIT SON
this is so orgasmic
oh my god this is literally perfect
Reblogging bc holy batman this is too perfect
- (via antiqeu)
these hoes aint loyal
this shit would never happen at Target
In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.
and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one”
And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”
*squints at finland*
when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety